I feel like people will start calling Sylvester Stallone-played characters babygirl if they haven’t already
(somber synth score)
25 - weirdo living in the US
on tumbl since 2013
she/they
Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!
happy too tired July everyone
dearpercocet replied:
Yep lol. He’s like my great great great something uncle
Related: here’s my favorite artist rendering of my uncle. He’s the one on the floor
vague prophet
something will happen
Pov : You’re a stray cat and Limp Bizkit is rescuing you
POV: you’re a cat stuck on the roof of a garage and Eminem tries to help you get down
Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?
KITTIES SLAPPING AND HITTING BY THE FIRE
documentarian: here he is, the weirdest bird in the world
bird: *makes a fucked up noise you didnt know birds could make*
what the hell is in my drink
